I got it

Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia takes place after Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, sometime in the mid 1800s. As the Belmont Clan had vanished by that time, several organizations are created in order to research countermeasures against Dracula and his army's eventual return.

THE TRUTH Here's a theory:

Richter eloped with Alucard. Therefore, the Belmont gene was lost. Oh, Richter, how would you! Who's gonna be the baby daddy of the next generation of muscular vampire-hunting boys in BDSM gear?!
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A miserable pile of secrets

Dracula, Richter, and the Sisters are all on Jeopardy.
Alex Trebek reads question. "What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 at night."
Dracula immediately buzzes in and answers " WHAT IS A MAN!?"

- Atownsduke from GameFAQs.
I know, I know, I'd bad for laughing out loud at this. My parents are now looking at me kind of strange.


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First I was like >:(

then I LOL'd.

RAGE at R2 25 >:(
...until I went on /a/.

Wasn't Schneizel the Prime Minister to begin with? Now he's still (?) the Prime Minister, but with a snazzier outfit. GAIN (over the span of two fucking seasons)!!!



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I LOL'd

So hard.


4chan, I want my life back :D
Actual read-worthy entries can wait.

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Everything is FABULOUS.

It will be even more fabulous when Schneizel either:
a) nuke more stuff, preferably with Suzaku
b) go batshit, preferably with Suazku
c) take out Curly
d) take out Lelouch
e) talk Nina out of tablefucking by FABULOUSLY reviving Euphie
f) the second picture.

But he will probably do all except d) and e), in no particular order.

You see how Schneizel's hand isn't quite touching Kanon's ass? Instead of going back to fix that, I convinced myself with something MORE BETTER.

tl;dr: "...the real important question here is that if he uses this wishy washy 50% outlook for everything, then when he fucks Canon in the ass, does he only put his dick in 50% of the way up his ass or what?"

QFT, I fabulously concur.


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who sez i nevr drw wimmins?!: An Informational Timeline.

I have come across many, many people who are bewildered by my reluctance to draw wimmins. You guys are observant geniuses, and this post is for you. Most readers will find this entry mind-bogglingly educational. I apologize.

Some old art dump from 2 years ago.
Conclusive evidences of Lucy drawing wimmins: Confidential and for your (by you I mean the Interweb) eyes only, after the jump.



Before Lucy learned the female anatomy. Timestamp is July, 2006. Take notes, will you?


Lucy is learning the female anatomy through Bram Stoker's Dracula in an English class, March, 2007. Yes, it's indeed a head-scratcher.


And Lucy betters the female anatomy exactly one year after the infamous "Blue Boobs".

Finally, Lucy perfects the female anatomy.



Oops...
Fix'd.

So where is Lucy today on wimmins and the female anatomy?
A thousand words, peeps (pun intended).
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Fangirling? I have not heard of such a word.

(the music is strange... nothing unbearable, but strange)



...Or have I?
OH.MY.GOD. Finally, Square-Enix is revealing more about Versus. Wait, this is a leaked video, never mind. I am mad excited about Versus. Who cares about FFXIII? Huh? Huh? Huh? Yes, I'm talking to the Lightning fanboys (hell, why are you here in the first place).

You know why I'm excited about Versus?

It's because of this group of incredibly dashing douchebags.

Especially the king of all douches.

And man hugs, especially man hugs.


Too bad none of them have real names... imagine their conversations.

Shotgun Guy: Why can't you be gentle in public :(
Scarred Face Guy: Only in bed, because I'm a douche, like you.
Driver (glasses guy): I must keep a pokerface... I broke my Dolce&Gabbana frames and I can't let my enemies see my weakness. (sniffle)

...Getting carried away there.

Seriously though, the concept of modern technology versus traditional combat (origin of game name?) is pretty kick-ass. I'm very curious about the white-robed figure... will see how it plays out when Versus hits store shelves, hopefully (yea right) by Christmas.

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