OMNOMNOMNOM.

JB Maunier looks so OMNOMNOMNOM in legwarmers. He should be careful about bending over his marvelous ass like that.




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I got it

Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia takes place after Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, sometime in the mid 1800s. As the Belmont Clan had vanished by that time, several organizations are created in order to research countermeasures against Dracula and his army's eventual return.

THE TRUTH Here's a theory:

Richter eloped with Alucard. Therefore, the Belmont gene was lost. Oh, Richter, how would you! Who's gonna be the baby daddy of the next generation of muscular vampire-hunting boys in BDSM gear?!
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A miserable pile of secrets

Dracula, Richter, and the Sisters are all on Jeopardy.
Alex Trebek reads question. "What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 at night."
Dracula immediately buzzes in and answers " WHAT IS A MAN!?"

- Atownsduke from GameFAQs.
I know, I know, I'd bad for laughing out loud at this. My parents are now looking at me kind of strange.


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Ben Affleck and Matt Damon: do want?

Well, 11 years ago anyways. I'm also doing my best to mentally erase that disturbing image of Robin Williams with a beard.

But the explicit slash porn bromance is still very much alive, I shit you not.
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